Spore, for those not in the know, is a "God" game. In that you are "god" or the creator of all life, but it still is only a game. It is not ment to replace "God" or say that there isn't one.
In Spore you start out as a single celled creature, that must survive life till you can "evolve" at the hand of "god" (you). Then you go through several phases where you will profit. One of the phases is being a animal, and the Creature Creator lets to "experiment" with building them from D N A!!!!1!
So, the other day I downloaded the "game" from the interwebs, and gave it a go. It was pretty good, you can make basically anything.
Yep, you read me right, any-fucking-thing. You are only limited to your imagination, and if you havn't got one, you can download other peoples from the interwebs as EA isn't spending money on building characters for their games anymore You build them (or download other peoples ones.)
Well, one of the first animals I made was called Kocknballs, which was basically a beast that looked like a penis with two balls attached. It wasn't no "one eyed snake" but rather a "one mouth monster" that would move about boucing on its balls.
Well, I got a 7 day ban for that one.
My new question is, will I get banned for my latest creature?
I call it beast "Goatse". Click on the image for a larger version, including "Goatse Spawn".
Now, if I don't get banned for this beast, because I am hinting at Mr Interweb Super-Highway himself, then I can see this grim future for people playing Spore in less than 6 months time...
Every planet in the Spore universe will be full of creature that should belong to a porn game! Little Timmy will be playing with his Pikachu like being, only to have a giant bearded clam eat it up, before moving onto a Spitting Snake with one eye for its next meal.
Im going to pre-order the game now!
*INTERNET-CYBERSPACE UPDATE!*
Looks like the fine people at Something Awful have been fucking around with Spore too. Check out these. Also check out their version of Goatse too.
4 comments:
PLEASE share Kocknballz with us!
one of the first animals I made was called Kocknballs
But of course it was. For an old guy, you're quite the perv.
I said one of the first, not the first.
The first one was called "See you next Tuesdaysaurus", but because I only have the trial version of the game, I didn't have enough DNA to spurge on it. I ended up with something that looked like a axe wound with eyes.
Very telling, tuffie. Very telling indeed...
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