Long time, no post.
How have you been? Me? Well I have been good, but I could say, I have been better.
Where do I start with this post. Oh yeah, the way I started with my last blog. Girls.
Fuck them.
No, seriously, I am starting to think that I will never get a girl. Never get one who I will eventually marry and grow old with.
This would be a note on my facebook, but I don't want the girl in question to know how fucking pissed off I am.
The girl in question, I have known for years. She is a great person, and fuck it, I love her. I probably should say that to her, but after the question "could there ever be a 'us'?" with the answer of "got 76 grand?" and then a "no" but then followed by a "maybe" after I mentioned I said "ever", I just don't know if she would ever see me like that.
I know she might not even live near me, and no, she isn't some chick I met on the internet. I met her in real life. Now I live away from her. But of late, we kind have started talking more, and well, she had said some things that made me think I might be in luck, you know, for something long term.
Sometimes I joke that I will live for ever, long after everyone I know has been and gone, but really, Im kidding myself. Sure I could live forever, but in all seriousness, if I did, I would only long for one person, and to know this, and to know she maybe might long for me, but only if I had 76 fucking grand, kinda makes me want to well..
No beer and no TV makes Homer go something something...
I don;t know. I just need to vent, but without my old venting forum, I just can't express myself right, its like I am just talking to a brick wall right now. So fucking pissed off about that too. FUCK!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
And for some reason, I don't feel better.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Thursday, October 9, 2008
You would be stupid to buy this.
Been looking around Safeway today, and they have brought out their Christmas stuff already! OMG! Its only October!
Yeah, yeah, we have all heard that before. You act all shocked that a supermarket will dare to do something so "early". (I have heard that Supermarkets will start selling Easter stuff in January next year. One date I heard was the 01/01/09)
Anyway, I noticed they had a whole range of cheap knock off China toys that you can buy on ebay from Hong Kong sellers from $0.99. Some boxes even sported bad Engrish. However, there was one toy (or collection of them) that I wouldn't have minded getting if I was 6 or 26.
They were "Road-Bots". Knock off "Autobots" of Transformers fame. However, they are official licensed transforming cars. So the Ford is a "real" Ford. The Toyota is offical too. Some boxes even had a hologram of the Carmaker to "prove" that they approve.
Anyway, these are for sale at Safeway (and maybe even Woolworths) for $30. Bargin!
Well they are considering this Asshole is selling one for $74.50 before postage!
THE
FUCK?
Click for larger.
This guy even tries to tie the fake transformer to the real ones by adding "Bumblebee?" to the description.
So this dickhead has a markup of $44.50 on this. I don't think he got it from Woolworths because the photos on the auction page lack the "Imported by: Woolworths" crap, but that just comes off with ease.
No, he must have imported it himself to sell at a HUGE markup.
What about postage? Well it is a rather bulky item.
NSW and ACT gets to pay $16.50 extra. VIC and QLD pay $36.50. SA, WA and TAS $39.50! NT residents get to pay $49.50 extra!!! Fuck right off. Figurewiseman is not really that wise.
I would hate to be the guy that buys this, only to discover it in Woolworths for less.
Yeah, yeah, we have all heard that before. You act all shocked that a supermarket will dare to do something so "early". (I have heard that Supermarkets will start selling Easter stuff in January next year. One date I heard was the 01/01/09)
Anyway, I noticed they had a whole range of cheap knock off China toys that you can buy on ebay from Hong Kong sellers from $0.99. Some boxes even sported bad Engrish. However, there was one toy (or collection of them) that I wouldn't have minded getting if I was 6 or 26.
They were "Road-Bots". Knock off "Autobots" of Transformers fame. However, they are official licensed transforming cars. So the Ford is a "real" Ford. The Toyota is offical too. Some boxes even had a hologram of the Carmaker to "prove" that they approve.
Anyway, these are for sale at Safeway (and maybe even Woolworths) for $30. Bargin!
Well they are considering this Asshole is selling one for $74.50 before postage!
THE
FUCK?
Click for larger.
This guy even tries to tie the fake transformer to the real ones by adding "Bumblebee?" to the description.
So this dickhead has a markup of $44.50 on this. I don't think he got it from Woolworths because the photos on the auction page lack the "Imported by: Woolworths" crap, but that just comes off with ease.
No, he must have imported it himself to sell at a HUGE markup.
What about postage? Well it is a rather bulky item.
NSW and ACT gets to pay $16.50 extra. VIC and QLD pay $36.50. SA, WA and TAS $39.50! NT residents get to pay $49.50 extra!!! Fuck right off. Figurewiseman is not really that wise.
I would hate to be the guy that buys this, only to discover it in Woolworths for less.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
The Evening Dessert Shake
It's Saturday night and once again, as for the last five years, I ain't goin nowheres!
So heres a little post-chore pick me up I'd like to share. Something to get you through the lonely hours.
It's the most debauched night of the week that I'm not a part of. For gods sake, I should be up to my eyeballs in female pubic hair twice by 8pm and I'm sitting here getting set for some Command and Conquer. The only boobs and vulva I'm getting tonight are heavily pixelated ones I can't touch. Oh how the mighty has FALLEN!!
But I digress. Here tis, the Evening Dessert Shake.
In a tall glass put
One part Frangelico
Two parts butterscotch schnapps
Two Parts Father O Leary's Cappucino.
One part Kalua
By now that tall glass should be half full. Keep pouring the schnapps if not. Fill to the top with milk. Sprinkle a moss bed of milo and nutmeg on top.
Hit that sucka!
Is it as good for you as it is for meeeeeeeeee........
night night.
So heres a little post-chore pick me up I'd like to share. Something to get you through the lonely hours.
It's the most debauched night of the week that I'm not a part of. For gods sake, I should be up to my eyeballs in female pubic hair twice by 8pm and I'm sitting here getting set for some Command and Conquer. The only boobs and vulva I'm getting tonight are heavily pixelated ones I can't touch. Oh how the mighty has FALLEN!!
But I digress. Here tis, the Evening Dessert Shake.
In a tall glass put
One part Frangelico
Two parts butterscotch schnapps
Two Parts Father O Leary's Cappucino.
One part Kalua
By now that tall glass should be half full. Keep pouring the schnapps if not. Fill to the top with milk. Sprinkle a moss bed of milo and nutmeg on top.
Hit that sucka!
Is it as good for you as it is for meeeeeeeeee........
night night.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
I've started dancing at nights now.
Joy exists to be shared, in as retarded a manner as possible!
Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.
Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Get a head in life.
I just seen what could possibly be the coolest thing ever. Cooler than the head of Master Cheif from the Halo 3 collectors edition.
I present to you, the head of Stewie Griffin!
This is the "box set" of all 7 seasons of Family Guy and the two "movies" (Untold Story and Blue Harvest" all packaged inside a head that measures 249mm x 355mm x 240mm!
Now if the Master Cheif head is anything to go by. You should be able to wear this one. However, you might have to unscrew some screws, and use a hot glue gun to glue it back together, BUT you could wear it.
Kinda like this dufus with his Halo helmet. Or like this one standing at the side of a freeway with a full suit on and a Energy Sword waving at the people driving by.
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Dorks.
I present to you, the head of Stewie Griffin!
This is the "box set" of all 7 seasons of Family Guy and the two "movies" (Untold Story and Blue Harvest" all packaged inside a head that measures 249mm x 355mm x 240mm!
Now if the Master Cheif head is anything to go by. You should be able to wear this one. However, you might have to unscrew some screws, and use a hot glue gun to glue it back together, BUT you could wear it.
Kinda like this dufus with his Halo helmet. Or like this one standing at the side of a freeway with a full suit on and a Energy Sword waving at the people driving by.
Dorks.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
New shoes blues.
Sounds familiar. Well it should. Not that I can go into details.
Two weeks ago I bought some new killer work boots, and by killer, I mean killer on my ankles. They are the same kind that I bought a couple of years back that felt like I was walking around with bricks strapped to my feet, and sand paper glued to my ankles. This time its just the sand paper.
Last week, I thought I broke the shoes in too. The pain went away, until yesterday when I walked to work. After I got home and pulled the boots off, I found my ankles were red raw.
FUCK do they hurt, and its a day later. I don't know if I can stand it any longer. Drugs might help.
Anyway, back to scam baiting.
Two weeks ago I bought some new killer work boots, and by killer, I mean killer on my ankles. They are the same kind that I bought a couple of years back that felt like I was walking around with bricks strapped to my feet, and sand paper glued to my ankles. This time its just the sand paper.
Last week, I thought I broke the shoes in too. The pain went away, until yesterday when I walked to work. After I got home and pulled the boots off, I found my ankles were red raw.
FUCK do they hurt, and its a day later. I don't know if I can stand it any longer. Drugs might help.
Anyway, back to scam baiting.
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