You would be stupid to buy this.

Been looking around Safeway today, and they have brought out their Christmas stuff already! OMG! Its only October!

Yeah, yeah, we have all heard that before. You act all shocked that a supermarket will dare to do something so "early". (I have heard that Supermarkets will start selling Easter stuff in January next year. One date I heard was the 01/01/09)

Anyway, I noticed they had a whole range of cheap knock off China toys that you can buy on ebay from Hong Kong sellers from $0.99. Some boxes even sported bad Engrish. However, there was one toy (or collection of them) that I wouldn't have minded getting if I was 6 or 26.

They were "Road-Bots". Knock off "Autobots" of Transformers fame. However, they are official licensed transforming cars. So the Ford is a "real" Ford. The Toyota is offical too. Some boxes even had a hologram of the Carmaker to "prove" that they approve.

Anyway, these are for sale at Safeway (and maybe even Woolworths) for $30. Bargin!

Well they are considering this Asshole is selling one for $74.50 before postage!

THE

FUCK?


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This guy even tries to tie the fake transformer to the real ones by adding "Bumblebee?" to the description.

So this dickhead has a markup of $44.50 on this. I don't think he got it from Woolworths because the photos on the auction page lack the "Imported by: Woolworths" crap, but that just comes off with ease.

No, he must have imported it himself to sell at a HUGE markup.

What about postage? Well it is a rather bulky item.

NSW and ACT gets to pay $16.50 extra. VIC and QLD pay $36.50. SA, WA and TAS $39.50! NT residents get to pay $49.50 extra!!! Fuck right off. Figurewiseman is not really that wise.

I would hate to be the guy that buys this, only to discover it in Woolworths for less.

I dream of Kidneys.

Wow, another dream post, thats never happened before. Well, this IS NOT going to be a dream diary weblog, it is just that I want Tough Nuff's ideas on what it all means.

So, I am having this dream where I am in Geelong, although it isn't Geelong, but for some reason, my mind thinks it is. Kinda like when a TV show shoots in New York, but pretends it is LA or something. Same thing. This wasn't Geelong.

Stupid brain.

So I am in Geelong (but I wasn't) and for some reason I am at a birthday party in KFC, and there is a nutjob, ranting and raving at something. Something that I did, but it wasn't clear, cause I wasn't in Geelong, although it was.

He starts waving a knife about, all the while ranting, then goes outside and starts slashing tyres of cars.

Thinking that I would get the wrath of the people in KFC thrown down on me, I thought I could inform everyone what was happening, and get them to go outside to "stop" him. Well it work.

Scene change.

We are now in a barn, the kind where they do boot scooting in. Possibly a B 'n' S Ball venue. Come to think of it, there was Bundy and coke ads up on the wall. Well anyway, this part I can recall, clear as day.

The nutter says. "One shot is a amature, two shots is a professional."

I then look up to my left, and what could have been a DJ booth, there were three men, pointing handguns at me.

Some how I got the group of angry KFC customers, now Boot Scooters, to surround me and give the gun men a harder target to hit. The crown started moving, and I lost sight of the nut bag.

I started to panic, looking around for him everywhere, then I feel a cold blade enter my back and slice through my kidneys, twice. Next thing I remember is falling down in a pool of my own blood then waking up outside a Hospital, 100% fine.

I don't know what that means. Maybe I have been playing too much GTA.

Well the dream then goes on to me having teh sex with a old Girlfriend. I mean, WTF, I havn't had a dream of her in like 5 years, then I have a sex dream about her. Then we end up (still having teh sex) at some float parade, watching a giant Richard Nixon in army gear, sitting in a Jeep with the number plate saying "I <3 Nam" Now if that isn't WTF material, then I don't know what is.

Tough Nuff, I need some thoughts on this. Anyone else can help too.