Thursday, October 9, 2008

You would be stupid to buy this.

Been looking around Safeway today, and they have brought out their Christmas stuff already! OMG! Its only October!

Yeah, yeah, we have all heard that before. You act all shocked that a supermarket will dare to do something so "early". (I have heard that Supermarkets will start selling Easter stuff in January next year. One date I heard was the 01/01/09)

Anyway, I noticed they had a whole range of cheap knock off China toys that you can buy on ebay from Hong Kong sellers from $0.99. Some boxes even sported bad Engrish. However, there was one toy (or collection of them) that I wouldn't have minded getting if I was 6 or 26.

They were "Road-Bots". Knock off "Autobots" of Transformers fame. However, they are official licensed transforming cars. So the Ford is a "real" Ford. The Toyota is offical too. Some boxes even had a hologram of the Carmaker to "prove" that they approve.

Anyway, these are for sale at Safeway (and maybe even Woolworths) for $30. Bargin!

Well they are considering this Asshole is selling one for $74.50 before postage!

THE

FUCK?


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This guy even tries to tie the fake transformer to the real ones by adding "Bumblebee?" to the description.

So this dickhead has a markup of $44.50 on this. I don't think he got it from Woolworths because the photos on the auction page lack the "Imported by: Woolworths" crap, but that just comes off with ease.

No, he must have imported it himself to sell at a HUGE markup.

What about postage? Well it is a rather bulky item.

NSW and ACT gets to pay $16.50 extra. VIC and QLD pay $36.50. SA, WA and TAS $39.50! NT residents get to pay $49.50 extra!!! Fuck right off. Figurewiseman is not really that wise.

I would hate to be the guy that buys this, only to discover it in Woolworths for less.

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