You all know about Angelfire right? Back in the days of Dial Up, any fool with a keyboard could splatter their minds onto the internet for free thanks to great little go getters like Angelfire. And by go getter I mean, it goes for gimps and you get ads and vomit.
There's a chap I want you to meet. His name is Cryptie. He's a forklift driving Goth Cross Dresser.
That's so manly yet so feminine yet so alternative all at once I think I splinched my sexual dimorphism. I've known some Goth Cross Dressers, but never one that drives a forklift.
Or one that does the Goth Cross Dressing at work, on the forklift.
Cryptie's got it all. Dark poetry, romanticism about the netherworld and buckets of
So raise a glass of your loved ones blood to Cryptie, the most unique forklift driver in the universe!
/MOURN
2 comments:
Oh, Tuffie. Sometimes I feel like your posts are just for me. Loves it.
Actually, my favourite blog used to ping this dude all the time but hasn't of late. So I thought I'd carry the torch for a bit.
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